Wicked people never have time for reading. It’s one of the reasons for their wickedness.
why did the semen cross the road?
because i put on the wrong sock this morning
carpe diem - seize the day
carpe noctem - seize the night
carpe natem - seize the ass
Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.
carpe collum - seize the neck